themgmtpolice:

how do you “just run into” musicians the only thing i “just run into” are assholes from high school or trees and furniture 

jesuschristvevo:

ive come to the point where i dont even want to do the things that i want to do

  • school: please get a full night of sleep
  • school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
  • school: and study for tests
  • school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
  • school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
  • school: don't be late for school
  • school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
  • school: kids need a balanced diet
  • school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
  • school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
  • school: but don't use the internet while doing homework

slutformisha:

keyboards that aren’t my own reduce my typing abilities to those of a six year old

calvinmcfly:

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

jiraiya-chan:

if you can’t make fun of your favourite character then you’re taking it a little too seriously

do u ever think about your future and

ladymalchav:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

  • Me after anyone says something: wait what

heyyitsskenna:

I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

kpchristensen:

the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled