attractiveprincess:

IM 2% HUMAN and 98% pop culture references

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

tapdancers:

if i was rich i wouldnt even buy cool cars and houses i’d just buy loads of cool shit off of etsy

merilsell:

And they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.

australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

funfzig:

meow—lex:

I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO SHIP THIS

WHY DO I SHIP THIS

WHY

THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WASNT ACCORDING TO PLAN

cybersleepover:

if you insult me ill just agree with you probably

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

youkillmypatience:

youkillmypatience:

the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”

volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either

“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no