IM 2% HUMAN and 98% pop culture references
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
if i was rich i wouldnt even buy cool cars and houses i’d just buy loads of cool shit off of etsy
And they lived happily ever after in the land of denial that is my headcanon.
like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO SHIP THIS
WHY DO I SHIP THIS
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WASNT ACCORDING TO PLAN
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either